WWE - Stacy Plays The Game

WWE - Stacy Plays The Game

by Dice_Casden©


Triple H glared at the pretty blonde woman known as Stacy Keibler when she walked past him in the hallway "Got a problem?" she asked and he smirked.

"I won't as soon as you get out of this hallway," he replied taking a sip from his water bottle.

"I hope you choke on it" she replied starting to walk away when suddenly she was jerked around and he was spitting the water all in her face "It's not funny when Carlito does it and it's not funny when you do it either."

Hunter laughs, "I think it is..." Stacy glares at him and slaps his face. Hunter grabs her wrist and twists it, "That was a mistake bitch..."

"Owww... let go you jackass..." Stacy whimpers as Hunter twists her wrist harder.

"I would suggest you think about that before you do it again and in fact maybe you should be punished this time for it" he says thoughtfully as he begins walking down the hall yanking her behind him.

Stacy tries to get free her wrist, "Just because you're... Stephanie's husband... doesn't mean... you can go... doing whatever you want..."

Hunter laughs a bit as he kicks the door of his private locker room open. He then throws Stacy inside the room before he closes and then locks the door.

"Stephanie has nothing to do with this.... this is between you and me Stacy" Hunter replies moving behind her kissing her neck, while his hands find their way inside her skirt one hand slips inside her panties stroking her pussy which earns him a soft moan.

"Mmmm Hunter stop it..." Stacy tries to push Hunter away from him, but he pushes two fingers inside of her pussy.

"Ohh... Hunter I... I thought you hated me?" Stacy cried out after feeling his fingers moving inside of her, making her gasp softly.

"Well I do but you know what you are still so sexy that I just had to get a little piece of you" Hunter smirks.

Stacy whimpers a little, "You just want to fuck me..."

Hunter grins, "You're a smart girl..." Hunter then rips Stacy's sleeveless top with his free hand. Stacy tries to cover herself but Hunter stops her by kissing her deeply.

"Don't tell me you don't want to play the game baby?" Hunter asks roughly pinching her nipples.

"Oh, Hunter, I just."

"You just what baby... I know that punk kid Orton can't keep you happy tell me, Stacy, how is Randy in bed?" he asks as she looks at him horrified.

"R-Randy's... a great... guy... in bed... he's... a stallion..." Stacy replies as Hunter lowers his head and sucks on her right breast. Stacy closes her eyes tightly and moans, "Ohhh..."

"How much of what you just said do you actually believe?" Hunter asked moving between her legs and tugging down her skirt and panties to simply stare at her pussy for a minute.

"What's wrong Game?" she asked smirking

Hunter looks up at her and smirks, "You're pussy has less hair than a teenage girl's..." He replies before he leans close to lick her pussy.

"It's... oh yes baby... called shaving" she replied moving to grab his head making sure he's staying right where he's at Hunter immediately feels wetness on his tongue and he moves his free hand to spread one side of her pussy open wider. Hunter moves his tongue inside of her pussy making Stacy moan louder as he slides it in and out of her cunt.

"Oh, Hunter, do me baby" she cried out trying to buck against his mouth "I want to watch you do my pussy."

Hunter stops licking her for a moment and resumes rubbing her cunt with his fingers, "Who eats pussy better... Randy or Me?"

Stacy moans softly, "Y-you do..."

"That's a good diva" Hunter replied laughing.

Stacy moves over to and sits down on the small couch opening her legs "Come on Hunter show me how much you like my pussy?" Hunter takes off his clothes before he moves over to Stacy and uses his fingers to open up her pussy. He moves his head and begins licking up and down her slit. Hunter then grinds his big nose against her pussy, which makes Stacy arch her hips a bit as she squeezes both of her breasts with her hands. He circles her pussy with his tongue feeling the wetness rapidly increasing and then he simply cant take it anymore and he almost slams her down on the couch, easing his big cock inside her pussy thrusting in and out while he keeps her legs spread wide.

"Ohhhh ohhh fuck... your cock is fucking huge!" Stacy moans as she moves against him. "You're... bigger than Randy..."

"No comment" Hunter replies as he continues slamming in and out of her harder before moving to hold her hips down.

"Hunter... I... I want this.... want you."

"And... I thought you hated me..." Hunter laughs a bit as he plows his cock in and out of her.

"I... I dooooo..." Stacy moans as she suddenly climaxes. Her back arches sharply as she enjoys her orgasm.

"Sure you do Stacy" he replies rolling her over and slipping into her ass from behind "You feel good you little slut I love feeling my cock in between your legs pounding you until you scream."

Stacy pushes back against him and moans, "Ohh... I am a slut... I love cock.... particularly ones like yours..." Hunter wraps his arms around her waist to drive his cock into her asshole harder with each thrust. Stacy whimpers in pleasure as Hunter drills her ass before she moves one hand between her legs to slide two fingers into her pussy to fuck herself as well. Hunter moves to grab her breast squeezing it in his had before moving his finger all around it lightly brushing the nipple which immediately sends Stacy into another strong climax that leaves her almost panting in response.

"Ohhh god Hunter... you're so much better than Randy..." Stacy moans.

Hunter smirks and pulls out of her ass, "Then show me how much you appreciate how good I am... suck me dick..." Hunter sits on the couch and Stacy turns around. She takes his cock in her hand and pumps it up and down as she lowers her mouth onto the tip.

"Awww yeah...ohhh... that's it" he replies watching as she practically eats his cock moaning when she flicks her tongue against the tip. Stacy goes all the way down licking his balls before moving back up the other side of his cock.

"Ohhh yeah baby..." Hunter's body tenses up as his cock erupts like a volcano, shooting cum straight up. Stacy moves her face over his cock and gobbles up all the cum she can.

"That was incredible" she says watching as he lays his head back closing his eyes, "And you know what Hunter your not so bad after all."

Hunter smiled moving his hand through Stacy's hair "Neither are you Stace."

-END-

Unseen Roses

Unseen Roses
by KaldakaGrey©
A flower.
Red, or pink, but always pleasantly fragrant.
They're soft to touch, to caress the forever silk petals.
Everyone likes them, everyone either has one,
or wants one. Well, almost everyone.
Lost in the moment I lay with this flower,
teasing it's core with my fingertips, listening
to the sounds of nature. Always toying
with it's hidden little bud. Then I wonder...
what does it taste like?

Priti First Night

Priti First Night


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It was Priti's wedding night. Priti was 23 years old, fair, smooth complextion and extremely beautiful girl who is going to be woman today because. She had married today to Ranjit, a 32 year fair and well built who belonged to a established family. Ranjit had concentrated on his studies and corporate business. Ranjit never had sex and vowed to be a virgin till his marriage with Priti.

Priti was brought up in a very protected environment. Priti had just finished her graduation and joined in MBA. She was a fair and extremely good looking girl. Her figure always attracted attention wherever she went. She always wore salwar khameez with dupatta covering her vital statistics. Priti's parents had taken care that Priti a virgin till her wedding and never interacted with any boys of their neighbours or relatives. Now here was Priti sitting on her big bed in her bedroom. Priti was in her red bridal saree and red blouse. Priti was wearing all the possible jewelery. The pallu of her saree was covering face. She was waiting for the husband Ranjit. Ranjit had told her to wait for him in the bridal saree with the jewelery. She very tired after the long wedding ceremony. She always wondered about the first night of a wedding. Her mother had vaguely told about the approach by a husband.
Curiosity of this first night was getting much deeper which was keeping Priti waiting for her husband. Finally her husband, Ranjit, entered the bedroom. Priti's heart starting beating a bit faster. She had always slept alone or at the most with her mother. Now she was to sleep with a man whom she had known only for 3 months. Ranjit came and sat next to her. Ranjit removed the pallu of the saree covering Priti’s head. Took her face in his hand and gazed deeply in her eyes. This was an amazing experience for Priti.
Slowly he brought his lips near her face and kissed her forehead. Priti closed her eyes. He kissed her eyes and then kissed her lips. This sent an electrifying shiver down Priti's body. Guided by her instinct she quickly embraced Ranjit. Slowly they parted their lips and they continued their deep kiss. As this made them to take a breath, they slowly released themselves. Ranjit said "you are the most beautiful lady" and took her hand, brought her in front of the full length mirror. Standing behind her he put his palms on her shoulders and slowly moved down towards her hands. Clasping her hands in front of her, he kissed her neck and said "many people must have said how beautiful you are. But today I will make you feel beautiful". Priti could not say anything thing. She was having a experience that was beyond any words. Just by his kisses and caressing of her hands she felt a spams between her legs and started to feel wetness in her panties. Looking in the mirror she met Ranjit's eyes and gave a sigh. Slowly she gathered her courage and said to Ranjit "I was never touched by anyone like this.

Please stop. I am feeling embarassed". Ranjit told her "do not worry. Whatever you are experiencing now and will experience later is natural and most beautiful. Trust me and have faith in yourself and enjoy the most beautiful moment in our life". Ranjit started to remove Priti's jewelery.

First he removed the gold chain from her head arranged along the hair partition and kissed her forehead. Then he removed the earings and fondled her earlobes with his lips and gave a gentle bite. Priti could not control herself and bit her own lips. He removed the nose ring and gave her nose a nudge with his nose. Slowly he began to remove the bangles from her hands. After removing the bangles he started caressing and kissing her hand. Next he move his hand to her slim and delicate waist. He caressed her waist and the removed the golden waist band tied along her waist. After removing the golden waist band her started kissing her waist. Priti felt as if butterfiles were dancing on her waist. She felt tingling sensation inside her panties. Ranjit then went down and touched Priti's feet. Priti was shocked to see her husband actually touching her feet which was unsual in Indian society. She stepped back. Ranjit assured her not worry about such matters and enjoy what he is doing. Ranjit removed the anklets from her feet and kissed her feet. Priti was totally zapped and wondered what would come next. Ranjit stood up took her hands in his hands reassuring her and kissed them. He released her hands, took a step back and came behind her. Standing behind her in such a way that in the mirror Priti could see only his face over her head and outer part of his body.

Rest of his body was totally blocked by her. Ranjit said "now please do move and keep your eyes open". Ranjit started unbuttoning his traditional knee length coat. He had arranged a clothes stand near the mirror so that there is no mess of clothes on the floor and there is clear view of only him and her in the mirror. He removed the coat and streched his hand to keep the coat on the clothes stand. He saw Priti's eyes in the mirror. She had a surprised look in her eyes. Next he removed his silk kurta over his head and kept on the stand. All the while taking care that his body is blocked by Priti's body in the mirror. He wanted to keep her guessing how a nude male looks like. Priti's exciting eyes were making him aroused. Now he proceeded to remove his silk dhoti. He could see the shock on Priti's face. He smiled and told her to be still and look in the mirror. Priti could feel her heart beating faster.

She wondered at this rate her heart would explode by the end of this night.

Ranjit finally untied the knot of his silk dhoti and carefully kept on the stand. He said "I am through with my clothes. Now let me do away with yours". Priti could see herself in the mirror fully clothed standing in front of her husband who was by now completely naked but could not see his naked body. He came a bit close to her. He removed the pallu of her red silk saree from her shoulder and kissed her shoulder. Slowly he started removing her red silk saree. Her white, fair and smmoth midriff excited him. He kissed her now exposed lower back taking care that his body reRanjits blocked by her and his erect manhood does not touch her. After removing her saree, he kept it on the clothes stand. Priti stood there in her red blouse and red peticoat tied at her waist above her navel. Her red blouse was covering her breasts completely Ranjit not even see the cleavage. Today Priti's waist long thick black hair were rolled into a big bun decorated with fragrant flowers. Ranjit had always seen her hair style in single pleat. Now he proceed to remove the hair pins and flowers from her hair roll bun. The hair fell down her back. This awed Priti and excited Ranjit more than he had ever experienced. Blood rushed in his manhood making it hard. His face showed his body's reaction. Priti saw his face and felt her legs tense. The buttons of Priti's blouse were at back. Ranjit parted her hair at the back kissed the silky thick black hair. The fragrance of the flowers had mingled with her hair. He kept on kissing and moving her hair on his face. Then he pushed her hair to her front on either sides. The hair now were totally covering her ample breast fell till her waist.
Ranjit started to unbutton the blouse. Slowly one by one he unbuttoned all the six buttons. Priti was feeling very shy and felt like closing her eyes. But she liked the twinkle in the Ranjit's eyes in the mirror and this kept her from closing her eyes. Ranjit slowly opened the blouse and moved his hands on her shoulder under the blouse.

Ranjit moved his lips forward and started kissing her back that was now exposed. Priti couldn't stop herself from giving a deep sigh and momentarily closed her eyes. Ranjit stopped kissing her back and moved his hands down from her shoulder and in process removing Priti's red blouse. Priti could see Ranjit removing her blouse in the mirror. This in a way was exciting Priti. Ranjit kept the red blouse on the clothes stand and started caressing Priti's bare shoulders and arms. Ranjit could feel the straps of the silky white bra. Ranjit wanted to see the cups of the silky white bra covering her breasts. Ranjit pulled back her long hair from the front. Priti instinctively brought her hands to cover her breasts. Ranjit smiled and put his palms on her palms. Ranjit started kissing her neck taking care not to let his erect penis touch her. Priti once again closed her eyes. He continued kissing her neck holding her palms for a while. Slowly he pushed her hands down along her breasts. She did not resist him. Priti could feel a tingle in body as her own hands were caressing her breast over the silky white bra. Ranjit brushed his hands lightly along with her hands over her breasts. Priti sensed her nipples getting hard and her thighs getting tense. Ranjit brought her hands on her side and said "Do not feel shy in front of me. Try to enjoy every moment". Priti could not gather courage to tell him that though she was feeling shy, she was enjoying every moment and wanted more from him. Ranjit for the first time saw Priti's beautiful breasts cupped in the white sllky bra. The bra was fully covering her breasts.

Ranjit could see only a little cleavage. The thick white silky bra did not give him any indication of the state of her nipples. Priti saw herself in the mirror in her white silky bra. She could see the excitement in the Ranjit's eyes feasting her breasts with a little cleavage that Ranjit had seen for the first time. Ranjit put his on Priti's waist. He slowly started caressing her waist.

Ranjit could not see her navel as Priti was wearing her peticoat above her navel. Ranjit brought his right hand on her stomach while caressing her and his left hand caressing her left thigh. Slowly he brought the left hand on her stomach and right hand on her right thigh. After a while he started caressing her stomach with both the hands and started to search the knot of her peticoat. Priti now sensed that Ranjit was about to remove her peticoat. This raised her excitement and her heart beat. Ranjit found the ends of knot of the peticoat and pulled them letting the peticoat to fall at Priti's feet. Ranjit now saw Priti in her white silky panties. He could now see her small but deep navel. This excited him and his penis was getting rock hard. He caressed her bare stomach and put his finger in her navel. This gave Priti a thrilling sensation inside her panties. Priti was looking very beautiful in the thick glossy and silky white bra and panties.The thick panties did not show the wetness in her panties. Ranjit put his hands on Priti's thighs and started caressing them. Slowly he went down stroking her legs. All the while Priti could see in the mirror Ranjit going down behind her stroking her legs but could not see Ranjit's nakedness.

The caressing of her legs was making her more wet inside her panties. Ranjit slowly lifted her legs one after another and took the peticoat and placed on the clothes stand. Seeing fair and beautiful Priti in her white silky bra and panties with long black hair lose on her beautiful back and standing behind her fully naked with his penis rock hard dripping with precum he was finding difficult to control himself. He felt like ripping her bra and panties and ravage her body like an animal. But he hold back himself. He wanted to honour his promise of giving her a most beautiful moment. All the while, with very little words between them, Priti and Ranjit were having their greatest time of the their life. Ranjit then started playing with her hair that were now on her back. He kissed her hair, her back and slowly once again pushed her hair to her front covering her breasts that were cupped in her white silky bra. Ranjit started caressing her shoulders and kissing her neck. Then he brought his hands on her back. Slowly he took his hand near the bra hook. Priti gulped and closed her eyes.

Ranjit did not say anything. He unhooked the bra. Moved his hands to the bra straps and gently pushed them down. Ranjit removed the bra and kept it on the clothes stand. Priti was without her bra, but the her long black hair were covering her breasts. These near naked breasts were driving wild. His penis was throbing. Keeping his patience, he came slightly near her but not touching her with his penis. He slowly started caressing her shoulders through her hair. He kissed her neck. Moved his hands down slowly towards her breasts. The feeling of caressing her silky hair over her breasts was driving Priti wild. She was getting wetter inside her panties. Ranjit reached her breasts and cupped them from behind. Priti opened her eyes.
She saw in the mirror

Ranjit caressing her breasts through her long black hair. She saw Ranjit's eyes and their eye met. She was stunned by the look in his eyes. Ranjit slowly parted the hair from her breast and continued stroking and cupping her breasts. Then he pulled back her hair on her back. Priti was standing only in her white silky panties. Her naked breasts were proudly standing without the support of her bra. Her nipples dark and erect had memorizing effect on Ranjit. He took both the nipples in his fingers and starting rolling them. Now Priti was also finding diffcult to control her feeling. She was wanted to hold Ranjit tightly. She strated to turn towards Ranjit. He immediately stopped her and whispered in her ears "Wait. Only one piece to go". Priti came to her senses. Now Ranjit will be removing her panties. Her naked and wet pussy will be exposed to him. Her proof of sexual excitement will be before him. Her gaze went down to her panties. By this time Ranjit had moved his hand to her hips. He was caressing her ass covered by her panties. While caressing her ass he slowly went down behind her. Then he slowly started pulling her panties down. Priti clenched her hands. She bit her lips but kept her eyes open. As the panties came down, her wet pussy was getting exposed first time to her husband whom she had known only for three months. Ranjit pulled her panties completed down and kept them at her feet. As if in trance Priti stepped out of the panties. Ranjit stood behind her taking the panties in his hand. He felt the wet spot on the panties made by Priti's juices from her wet pussy. He was now confident that Priti will willingly participate in their love making and will always long for him. He pulled Priti close to him. Held her tightly pressing his hot hard and dripping penis on lower back just above her ass. With left hand raoming on her breast he moved his right hand over hair above her pussy. Stroking her pussy hair, he now guided his fingers over her pussy. Slowly he storked pussy lips. Priti turned her head and gave her lips to him.

Ranjit locked his lips on Priti's lips and gave her a deep kiss. While kissing her, he continued to explore her virginal pussy lips with his fingers. This was exciting Priti to her limits. Priti could feel Ranjit's hot, hard and slippery penis on her back. She wondered how it looked like. Ranjit slowly released the grip on Priti. Still kissing her and turned her towards him brushing his hot and hard penis on her.

Now both were in facing each other. He brought her still closer to him. This made Priti's soft and smooth breasts with dark hard nipples press on Ranjit bare body and Ranjit's hot and hard penis pressing on her stomach. For both of them this was their first divine experience. They stopped kissing and took a deep breath. Ranjit took a step back. Both of them started admiring each other body. They started to caress the bare body of their partners. Ranjit started to caress Priti's soft but firm breasts adored by dark and hard nipples. Priti could not keep herself from staring the proudly standing erect penis and started to explore the hot and hard penis of her husband. Ranjit experinced for the first time a woman's hand stroking his penis. It was now Ranjit's turn to close his eyes while enjoying the gentle strokes for his wife's hand over his erect penis. After a while both of them hugged tightly. Ranjit the lifted Priti in his arms and carried her to their bed. Priti was now eager to experience the next move of her husband. Ranjit laid beside her and started caressing her face, then her breasts and slowly moved to her navel. He fingered her navel for some time.
Then he moved his hand started to stroke her pussy lips. Slowly he entered his finger in her nether lips finding her vital spot. He started to stroke her gentle on that spot. Priti started breathing heavily. As soon as her breathing became rhythmic he mounted her and started to stroke her pussy with his hot hard and slippery penis. Juices from both of them were now mingling to give smooth feeling. Priti instinctively spread her legs to welcome the invasion of husbands's penis inside her virginal pussy lips.

Ranjit now increased his thrust while kissing Priti on her neck and earlobes. Now both of them were breathing and moving their bodies a uniform rhythm. They were now in the seventh heaven in a blissful union. Ranjit finally gave a thrust to enter her fully and Priti tightened her grip on Ranjit's back pushing her long finger nails. The feeling on pleasure and pain to both of them was something beyond description. Ranjit could feel the spasms of her virginal pussy on his hard penis. Priti reached her climax and gave a bite on Ranjit's shoulder.

Ranjit immediately ejaculated inside the Priti's virginal pussy.


After giving jerk for another 8-10 minutes Ranjit changed the position in 69. Ranjit was licking and sucking Priti’s pussy and she was sucking my dick. After another 10 minutes Ranjit changed the style and fucked Priti in doggy style and again laying her on bed Ranjit lifted Priti’s legs and fully bended the legs towards her face and nailed LUND inside Priti. Priti cried oeeeeeeeeee maaaar dala reeeee issss. Priti was telling all this and I concentrated on fucking and fucking. Lastly Ranjit felt his orgasm ready to come out Ranjit freed Priti leg and on Priti, Ranjit lie down and keep continuing giving stroke and finally Ranjit blasted inside Priti pussy. Priti was whispering in Ranjit ear to fuck her more and Ranjit’s PENIS in to her mouth and started licking and feeding like a mad after few Ranjit also becomes mad and fuck wildly in Priti’s mouth and blast the sperm Priti swallow all the sperm with great joy and clean Ranjit’s pennies with her toung and told Ranjit you are so lovable Ranjit.
They continued hugging , kissing and fucking for a long time and then relaxed by rolling on their sides. They never realised when they slept experiencing the most beautiful moment in their life

LOTTO

LOTTO
A woman gets home, whirls her car into the driveway, runs into
the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
"Honey,
pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter....just get the hell
out!
By Taz




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LOVE DRESS

LOVE DRESS


A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married son's house. She rang
the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing
naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
replied.

"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.

"LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law.

"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he
makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "He will be home any minute now,
so perhaps you could stop by a little later?"

Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way
home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.

She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door
for her husband to come home.

Finally, his pickup truck drove up the driveway.

Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she said, excitedly.

"Needs ironing." he replied.
By Lorie


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Rolls Royce Loan

Rolls Royce Loan

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.
So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $7,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.67.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What confuses us is why would you bother to borrow $7,000?"
The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $20 bucks?"





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ALLIGATORS IN THE POOL

ALLIGATORS IN THE POOL

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"

Final School Project

Final School Project
By Flaming Dynamo


I had just turned eighteen and I was in my last year of highschool (to my delight). Seniors had to do a final school project to finish off school. By the way my name is Kate. I go to all girl school. We have to wear uniforms (which is why I hate my highschool so much). A pleaded, black skirt, a startch, white shirt, an a black neck tie. Worst part is we have to wear our uniforms during our final project. I hope to have a career in law, so I arranged for an nternship at a law office. My first couple of days I did random tasks. Ten I started to learn about how a law office is run. I met "the Boss" as everyone called him. Jack Cross. He was a stunning man in his late twenties. Short, brown hair, built chest, and an ass I get wet just thinking about. He and I exchanged conversations. One day after work we a long conversation about what I wanted to do in law. He askedwhat college I planned on going to and what kind of law I was interested in. After that I was really starting to like Jack. I had fantasies about him. He would take me in his arms and fuck me until I wsas unconscius. But that was just fantasy I knew Jack would never do nything like that. I'm too shy anyway. One day I got up got ready for the last dsay of my internship. I lookd at myself in the mirror. Large, round breasts, long brown hair, brown, soft skin, and a tight ass. I wondered if Jack would be surprised I'm a virgin. I put on a black corset tied up the front. Then I put a black string bikini. I put on my uniform. I guess I hoped Jack would notice, even though I knew he wouldn't. I got to the office and the day went as it usually did. Everyone had a small going away party for me aty lunch. Then the day ended. Everyone left, but I was filling out some forms. "Hey, Kate" I haerd down the hall. It was coming from Jack's office. I walked in and saw him sitting behind his desk. "Would you close the door a minute?" Jack asked. I obeyed. "I just want to say the from the amount of effort you put into your work here I know will beable to do whatever you want in your future," He praied. "Thank you, sir," I said. "Call me Jack," he said as he got up from his chair and mmoved to me. He looked at me and with his right hand locked the door.Then he garb arms and kissed me lightly on my lips. Then we both wanted each other. We kissed each other again. Probing the other's mouth with our tongues. We continued to kissed as he moved me over to his desk. He lifted me and sat me down on the desk. He untied my tie and unbottoned my shirt while I undid his shirt. Looked at my corset as if he were impressed. My corset was tied only three-quarters of the way because my breasts were so large. He quickly untied my corset and cupped my breasts. He squeezed them gently and then pinched my niples. The pain was searing, but the ppleasure was enough to make me buck and gasp. He lowered his head onto my swolen niples and gently played with them. The pleasure was running through my body. I had never been so aroused in my life. He lick between my breasts and all over them. Sucking on each part of my skin. He licked was down my chest my skirt. He unzipped it an again was impeassed with my string bikinni. He quickly cleared the desk and I laid down on the open space. Jack spread my legs and lightly pulled the string bikini off of me. Then looked my cunt. He moved slowly toward it. Then inserted his tongue. He let it prob deep into me. Jack used his tongue to massage the walls of my sunt driving me mad. "Jack, oh Jack," I moaned as my breathe quickened. This only made him use more force. My climax was building. He sensed tis. He moved up to my clit. Let his tongue grazez over it. He did this again teasing me. He then fullly encircled my clit. ucking on it lightly. I climaxed and he quickly sucked in my juices and let them run down his neck. He dipped his finger in my overflowing juices. He moved up to me and iinserted it into my mouth. I sucked on his finger, tasting my sweet juices. He undid his pants and dropped his underwear. He lifted me up and leaned me over so my hands were on the edge of the desk supporting me and my ass faced him. He felt my round ass. Then he raised his and brought it down on my ass. I squeeled as the paingul pleasurer ran down my spine. Jack grabbed my hips and I felt his cock at the edge of my ass. He spread my ass apart. He pulled back and jerked his cock deep into my ass. I screamed as the incredible pain turned to incredible pleasure. My virgin ass stretching to the inormous length and width of Jack's giant cock. He let my ass adjust. Then he swiftly pulled back and then jammed his cock back into me. I moaned and screamed as the pain and pleasure renewed itself. He pumped his cock in and out of me with increasing speed. He grabed my hair in a clanched fist and held my head back. Again and again he rammed me until his throbbing cock shot its cum deep inside me. He removed his cock. He quickly turned me around and I kneeled in fronty of him. Then I realized he had stuffed a 11"long, 6" aroundcock into me. I took his cock in my hand and rubbed it up and down. His cock soon became stiff again. While I rubbed his cock, I massaged his balls softly. Then I open my mouth and lick from the head of hhis cock down to his balls. I started by sucing on the head. Slowly I edged his cock deeper into my throat. His cock was now deep in my throat. I moved up and down on his giant cock. Then without warnig he jerked his cock out and rubbed it a little. His cum shot all over my face and down my chest. I let some of it drible down my body and tasted some of his cum. He again lifted me on to the desk. I laid down on my back so my cunt was facing him. He rubbed his cock making it stiff. He then guided it into my cunt slowly. His cock was only hlaf covered when he reached the end of me. He pulled his cock and then jabbed nto me. I screamed. He stratched my cunt further and further, wider and wider. He pumped his cock into me. I moaned in pleasure as his stiff cock pushed into e again and again. My virgin cunt stretched to his size. He rammed me gain and again till his cum shot into me and I climaxed and blacked out. Jack was tired. He left his cock in me and laid down on me.


The Nurse

The Nurse
By Redheaded_Vixen


Standing in front of my mirror I realized I did not look too bad for a thirty-five-year-old woman who had not been laid in nearly two years. I zipped up my uniform dress, adjusted my white thigh high stockings. I hate wearing pantyhose they are so restricting. Never have I worn underwear, because I think the body needs to breathe. My hair was always my biggest problem when getting ready for work. I have always been proud of my hair it reaches my waist in long soft natural curls of dark strawberry blonde. Wrapping it up into a bun was difficult, but possible. Today I thought I would do with a change and used two white sticks to hold it in place. Looking again I checked my face for wrinkles as I do every day thinking some magical wrinkle fairy will take any signs of aging away. Giggling to myself I grabbed my purse and headed for the door.

Lillyview Medical Center was only a twenty minute drive and I had thirty minutes to get there and on my floor. Every day I hope there will be a new patient that is not old, or senile. Someone I could actually talk to about how they felt and be able to help him or her. Most of my patients were comatose or very combative. My nerves cannot take it I thought. I am in need of some serious sexual tension release. In these times you can never be too careful, most men are just out to get laid and move on. Wanting someone that will enjoy and appreciate me. I am not bad looking five feet seven, large breasts, and slim waist leading into full hips. Not a tiny woman but a woman that was built for a lover's enjoyment. Laughing out at how ludicrous that sounds.

I made it just in the nick of time Doug the second shift nurse spotted me, "There you are Red, and you cut this close every day."

Smiling back and patted him on the shoulder, "So who do I take the report from tonight?"

"You get me. Now doesn't that just make your night?", Doug was laughing as he handed me a pad of paper and pen. "You won't need to write much it has been a slow night. They discharged six patients today so we are working on half-staff. You have one patient, male, age 42; patient is in for hip surgery. His vitals are stable; able to get up and around, but has some pain when he does. He is married, but I think the relationship is strained, she dropped him off and said to call if he needs anything else." Doug lifted an eyebrow with concern, "You know how I hate that kind of shit, and she is one cold hearted acting bitch. You know how it affects someone when separated from family and it is strained. This patient is very sullen, it would be great if you could put a smile on his face."

"Ok, got it. You forgot one thing Doug! What is his name?" I laughed at him; Doug was always giving such long details but forgets the most obvious. You could not ask for a better nurse than him though. I would put my life in his hands anytime. Hell if he isn't gay, I would put more than my life in his hands.

"Sorry Red, his name is Sam. Umm Samuel North room 415, private room" He patted my back and walked away. Damn I though he has a better sway when he walks than I do. Smiling I walked to my new patients room. I could not have been happier to have one that would talk back to me. Walking into his room I noticed his light was on. "Hello Mr. North, my name is Rachel and I will be your nurse tonight." I looked at him so I could catch what kind of mood he was in and meet with the most amazing hazel eyes. He was a handsome man with strong rugged features.

He smiled at me saying, "Please call me Sam. Mr. North is my father." His smile lit up his face making his eyes sparkle. "I never knew nurses' could be so pretty. Usually I get one in her sixties and very stern. This is a pleasure."

I am not sure why but for the first time in ages I began to blush. "Thank you I think. I need to take your vital signs and check you out. Is that ok with you?"

"Yes a ma'am that is all right by me." He had such a devilish grin on his face I could not help but laugh, in turn he laughed too. This is a good sign I thought to myself. When I finished, I decided to pull up a chair and go over his chart to see if there was anything he needed.

"So you can't sleep tonight?" He shook his head telling me he was having a problem sleeping. "Is it the pain keeping you awake?" Again he shook his head no, this time looking away. "Mr. Ahhh Sam, if there is anything you need to talk about, or that I can help you with or to feel more comfortable all you need to do is tell me. I am all yours tonight, there is no other patient for me to check on so I can give you a bit more attention." He looked at me as if he wanted to say something and stopped. I put my hand on his arm "You can tell me anything. There is nothing I have not heard before, OK?"

He began to talk, saying so much in such a little amount of time. It was as if he had a heavy load on his mind and the dam broke. Sam spoke slowly, "I did not want to come into the hospital three days before surgery it was my wife's idea. Actually she insisted that I came in. I really think she is fucking around on me and wanted time to play with her new man. You see Rachel, she has been changing every year becoming more cold toward me." He turned his head looking out the window barely whispering "I am not sure I love my wife anymore. She has totally rejected me in every way. She hates my job, and the only time I see her smile is when I am leaving."

Being the curious woman, I am. I asked, "What do you do for a living Sam? I am gathering it takes you away from home a lot?".

He paused to gather his thoughts. "A Truck Driver who makes long haul trips for a week or more at a time. She makes me feel so alone at times. For instance when she dropped me off at seven, this morning Helen could not wait to get the hell out of here." Holding his hand as he continued. "She told me to quit either my job or she would never sleep with me again. That Rachel, was a year ago. No sex in a year, someone has to work Helen sure as hell won't get a job." Taking in a deep breath, he continued. "Helen is the type of woman that has to have her way or she throws a tantrum. Now she makes excuses that she cannot make love to me because of my hip. Maybe if she did not lay there like a dead fish and did a little of the work I would not have pain." There was a lot of anguish in his voice. A man who has been deprived of his wife, sexual pleasures and now to have surgery without support here. I asked him if he wanted a soda to drink he said yes. I left to get both of us one, this man really needed to talk. He must have kept this all bottled inside, which is not a good thing if going into surgery. It was good to have him get it out of his system.

Returning with two sodas, "I don't want to keep you if you are busy Rachel. I am sorry I have been rattling on." Reassuring him that he was my only patient and I was his nurse only.

Smiling down into his handsome face, "I am all yours tonight." He smiled back a very different type of smile, leaving my core tingling.

He took a deep breath and started to talk again. "Rachel, I have not talked to a woman like this in years. It feels so good to get this all out. I wish I had met you a long time ago. I am going to be open and honest with you. If it gets to be too much, or I am being to forward please tell me as I do not want to offend you." I agreed telling him I was sure he could not offend me. He sat up on the side of the bed with my help, declining any medication to help him sleep. " We need to be eyes to eye when we talk." There was that smile again touching me at my very core.

Sam began talking again this time he put his hand on my leg as if to make a point. Reading body language has become second nature to me. "Rachel, you have been so kind and patient with me. Helen moved into the guest's bedroom eight months ago. You have no idea how much I long to have a woman's naked body against me. Feeling a woman's velvety moistness, teasing her pleasure button until she quakes in my arms. Watching as she arches her back when she wants me deeper inside her tight, hot love hole. The simplest thoughts of being passionately kissed by a sensual mouth leaves a sadness knowing it isn't going to happen." He faded off staring into my eyes.

I felt my face flush and the moistness between my legs. Sam leaned toward me without thought. I leaned into him kissing him passionately, tongues dancing together. He sucked my bottom lip into his mouth and a slight moan escaped my mouth. My God it had been a long time. I felt his hand slide up my skirt parting my legs gently as he found my wet hot love hole. It was his turn to moan "You are so wet and tight." Standing up I began to walk to the door of his room when he started saying, "Rachel, please forgive! Don't leave I promise not to touch you again. Please I am so very sorry." Stopping at the door only to lock it tight.

Telling him "Do not to apologize it was my duty to make sure all your needs were met to the best of my ability. If it eases your pain to touch my pussy, I must let you do it." Giving him a sly wicked smile as I laid him down on the bed. I untied his gown and removed it, massaging his body from head to toe. Slipping my shoes off and got up on the bed. Sam surprised me by running his hands up my thighs pushing my dress to my waist exposing my shaved pussy the cool air felt nice. He reached up and unzipped my dress down to expose my sheer bra running his thumbs over my already straining tight nipples. "Oh yes, what a beautiful site to see such a voluptuous woman on top of me."

"Sam, I am going to show you that you can have hot sex even if your hip is hurting. This is not going to hurt one bit I promise you." I took his hands off me and put them at his sides trapping them with my thighs. He smiled up at me as I pulled out the sticks from my hair and it fell down my back. Leaning forward I kissed him deeply allowing my tongue to taste his. Nibbling my way across his shoulder, to capture one of his nipples in my mouth. Sam groaned, his cock hard and throbbing against my stomach. I was kissing and nibbling my way down his stomach to his eagerly awaiting manhood licked the tip already dripping with pre cum. Opening my mouth slowly looking into his eyes as I lowered my full lips onto his cock. Sam's agony at the lack of pleasure. Feeling the thrill of being sucked in his hospital bed.

With his hands free he pulled my head from his sweet hot cock saying, "Please, I need to cum in your tight little pussy. It has been so long since I felt the pleasure of a hot woman." To prove his point his fingers found my cleft taking his middle finger, he inserted it deep inside of my dripping hole. "I can see you need it as badly as I do. Come on Rachel don't make me beg you to ride me. You know that pretty little cunt of yours wants some big cock in it." He smiled and flicked my clit with his thumb making me shudder. I don't know who were more hot Sam or I. I mounted him slowly his cock was so big I felt it stretching the walls of my inner core. Little by little I buried his thick nine-inch piece of hot throbbing meat deep inside my burning core.

My thighs grabbed at his hips stabilizing him so the pain was small. Knowing he was feeling no pain at all right now. Slowly I began to rise and fall as his hands grabbed my ass moving me up and down faster. I let him control my movements trying to convince myself I was doing this for him. When in reality I was doing this for myself. Sam was a very handsome, hot and passionate man. Feeling my passion raise telling him "Oh God Sam, I am going to cum all over your huge fucking cock."

"That's it Rachel let it go baby. Let me feel your sweet body cum for me." I began wave after wave of orgasm. Feeling my love muscles clenching tightly against his cock each time. My back arched, and I began trembling from head to toe. That is when he did something I have never felt before. Sam started rubbing my clit as I came making the orgasm last longer and build higher. Feeling his balls tighten against my ass, "I am going to shoot you full of cum Rachel. I am going to fill that sweet, hot, tight hole with my juice! Oh God here it comes." Hearing him talk and knowing he was cumming made me build and cum again together we reached a peak, together after so long we reached release.

When finished I got off of Sam and tongue bathed him clean. Going to his private bathroom I cleaned myself up and brought him a warm wash clothe and cleaned him more. Helping him put his gown back on he smiled at me, "Rachel, please tell me this is not the only time I will know your body."

I kissed him passionately, "No Sam this won't be the last time. You might think about getting a rehab nurse to come to your home daily after surgery."

He grinned "You know I think you are right. It may take me a very long time to heal." I winked and left the room but not before writing down my home number and address.

Technical support

Technical support
I worked in technical support at Silicon Graphics about a year ago, and I was part of the group that was first in line to handle problem calls. Oh, joy. Being only eighteen at the time, my experience in the field of technical support was somewhat limited, but I could still handle my own.

Now, as you may or may not know, SGI sells top of the line computers used in many different industries. On average, they're about three times as expensive as personal PCs and are meant to be used by professionals in the industries they're used in.

Anyway, the following call came in:

Customer: "I just received an Onyx yesterday, and I tried to set it up today and it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "It just doesn't boot up?"
Customer: "It doesn't even turn on. I see nothing on the screen, and the fan doesn't even turn on in the back of the system."
Tech Support: "Is the monitor functioning? Is there a little green light in the lower right corner of the monitor?"
Customer: "Yes, there is."
Tech Support: "Ok, is the computer plugged in?"
Customer: (irritated) "Look, I think I know how to set up a system. I'm a college graduate, you know."
Tech Support: "Ok, let me finish typing up this report, and I'll send it off. You will get a reply within one business day."
Customer: (exasperated) "Thank you. Geez, I mean I paid a huge amount of money for this computer. The least you people can do it make sure it works before sending it to me!"

Customer: "I mean, to add to the poor quality control, you even sent me one extra power cord."
Tech Support: "One extra cord?"
Customer: "Yes, it looks just the one I used to plug in the monitor and computer, but that's all you sent to me. I have no use for this other one."
At this point, I thought I should inquire a little more...but use a bit of tact to do so.

Tech Support: "Sir, can you double check the serial number on the back of your computer?"
Customer: "On the back of the computer?"
Tech Support: "Yes, sir."
Customer: (sigh) "All right, all right, hold on..."
I heard a few muffled grunts as he crawled over his desk to see the back of the computer. He repeated the serial number from the sticker. I didn't bother to verify it.

Tech Support: "Thank you, sir. Oh, by the way, can you check to see if the computer is plugged in?"
Dead silence. I could just picture the man's face when he realized that the computer was never plugged in in the first place and that the "extra" power cord he was holding in his hand was for the computer. I didn't wait for a response from him. I thanked him for calling, hung up, and closed the case.



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Hot fun with TV anchor

Hot fun with TV anchor

I and Varsha are big fan on music contests on Indian TV. We never missed a one particular regional music contest show, not because the quality is good, but because of the anchor of the show. Swati Shah, the anchor must be in her early 30's.

But her wardrobe is very sexy. On the show, she always wears low cut blouses and transparent saree worn below the belly button. Despite being a mom of I think 2 kids, she has kept her very well and it has always been hot pleasure watching her on the show.

Both Varsha and I admired her look. Many times when in bed, we talked about Swati and how sexy she looked. This pillow talk had often been successful in making Varsha hot. I often undressed Varsha in bed while talking about how

Swati would get undressed and how her beautiful breasts and navel look when exposed in a mild light. There was no single incident when Varsha did not get wet in her thighs after I loudly fantasized of Swati getting undressed.

One night, in our pillow talk conversation, I had casually asked Varsha how she would feel watching me undressing Swati in our very bedroom. Varsha immediately aroused and started telling how she would like me to undress Swati

and what parts of Swati's body she would like to see being caressed by me. Needless to say, that night's sex was one of the best we had. I had never thought that this fantasy of ours would ever come true. But this world is full of surprises isn't it?

Before telling you how it happened, I must tell you little bit about ourselves. I am Sanjay. I and Varsha have been married for 8 years and are settled in Baltimore USA. We have 2 beautiful children and both of us work in IT industry.

Our social circle in Baltimore is pretty big and we organize lot of community functions. Both of us are very open minded and have friends from both sexes. Varsha has never probed too much about my female friends and neither have I about her male friends.

If we liked someone from other sex we have openly told this to each other. Sometimes we have also involved in roleplays where either I acted the person that Varsha liked or Varsha acted the person I liked in our roleplays in bed. This added lot of spice in our sex life.

For example, when I roleplayed a man that Varsha liked, I would enact his particular style, the way he spoke etc. The idea was to help Varsha fantasize being with such person in bed. Acting out fantasies has helped us be very loyal to each other.

This helped us completely talk out the secret desires and the sex followed by that would help us subside such feeling and be even closer to each other. So, we were organizing the music contest in the Baltimore, DC area and we wanted to give lot of publicity to the event.

We also got the permission from the public cable channel of Baltimore to broadcast the event. Since the contest was first of its kind in Baltimore Indian community, we had decided to invite Swati Shah for the show.

After negotiating the financial terms, Swati agreed to come. We had asked Swati about her accommodation preference. Swati was bringing her kids and her husband would couldn't have made it. Therefore Swati requested to make her arrangements at someones house.

Since We have a 5 bedroom colonial in Baltimore and our kids are also same age of Swati's, we offered her to stay at our place. She readily accepted. During these days Varsha and Swati started communicating more often.

Swati had also given her private messenger ID to Varsha and I so that we could plan the whole event and post even tour for Swati. The event was very successful. We had requested Swati to bring her wardrobe that she used on her TV shows in India.

She really looked stunning in that wardrobe. I must confess, when I first saw her in those close standing just few inches away from me, I got an erection. During the event, we grew a very good friendship with Swati.

After the event she took a week off to see USA with kids and then flew back to India. Before she flew, upon Varsha's request, she left few of her sexy sarees and blouses for Varsha. After Swati left, Varsha had used those clothes a couple of times for our roleplays in bed.

Although the even was over, we continued to grow our friendship with Swati and her family. Swati and Varsha became very close friends, thanks to the online chat. They became so close that they started chatting about their private life as well.

Swati had expressed to Varsha once that due to the busy schedule that both she and her husband had, their sex life was not exactly great. She had also asked Varsha how our sex life was. That time, Varsha had told her about how we roleplayed fantasizing the people we liked.

Varsha also confessed once that we fantasized her quite often. After that chat, Varsha told me that Swati was interested to know more about it. I jokingly told her that may be Swati could watch us playing the roleplay on the webcam!

I had made this comment very casually, but to my pleasant surprise, Varsha mentioned this in her chat with Swati and Swati was thrilled with this idea and wanted to try it out. That night, when I was making love to Varsha, Varsha conveyed Swati's willingness to me.

I was shocked and excited. I asked Varsha if she was ok. Varsha said she too was very excited and also told me that Swati was buying a webcam as well so we could have a cam to cam chat. I loved this idea.

So, we fixed one Saturday afternoon. we arranged to send our kids to my cousin's place in Virgina for that weekend. Our Saturday afternoon was Saturday night in India. We arranged the webcam such that the webcam would capture any action on the bed.

I kept the laptop on the side table next to our bed. Varsha wore the transparent black color saree with matching low-cut sleeveless blouse. We got the call at around mid-night India time from Swati. She said that she was ready to come online.

So we logged into the messenger. Within 2 minutes, Swati came online with her webcam on. Swati was wearing a blue satin gown, again a low-cut. She was a bit nervous. After she saw both of us, she gave a compliment to Varsha that Varsha looked really sexy in that saree.

I said Hi to Swati as well. Since the whole situation was a bit awkward, we started chatting normally asking about well being of each others' family. While Varsha continued typing, I was sitting next to her.

Seeing Swati in that satin gown with her cleavage quite visible, I started getting hot and I put my arm around Varsha and kissed her back. Swati saw me kissing Varsha and smiled and said "Hmmm, so Sanju is getting in action".

Varsha laughed and said "I am sure he is fantasizing kissing you right now". Swati blushed by that comment. I told Swati, "Swati, hope this kiss reached you on the back" and laughed. Swati offered a flying kiss back to us.

Seeing that, Varsha kissed my lips and said "Passed your kiss Swati". All of us laughed. Then Swati asked "Sanju, Varsha told me you like to fantasize undressing me." I looked in the cam and whispered in the mic, "Yes baby.

Do you want to know how I would like to undress you?" Swati again blushed and nodded yes. I dropped Varsha's Pallu and then moved my hands over the first button of Varsha's blouse. And slowly undid it. Then I spread the two ends of the blouse to show Varsha's cleavage.

Then I moved further to slowly undo rest of the buttons. I could see Swatis hand reaching between her thighs. I removed all of Varsha's buttons and told Swati, "Swati, I will first remove your blouse to expose your lovely black bra".

I could see Swati taking heavy breaths while feeling the same reaction happening to Varsha. Varsha asked Swati to unbutton her gown to show us more. Swati followed. She wasnt wearing the bra. She parted her gown to expose her breasts enough.

She made sure to cover the nipples. Her other hand was busy finguring herself. Then I re-arranged Varsha's pallu to cover her chest. After I did that, I put my hand beneath Varsha's pallu and removed her blouse and bra.

Varsha'breasts were covered by that transparent saree. Swati could clearly see Varsha's breasts through the saree on webcam. I now slide my hand under the pallu and grabbed Varsha's breasts and said "Swati, I want to cover your breasts like this,

with your transparent saree covering them". Swati bit her lower lip and slid her hand into her gown to play with her nipple, while watching me caress my wife Varsha's breasts with my hand. Varsha was having double fun, watching Swati

play with her breasts while getting a good massage on her own breasts by me. Now, I slid Varsha's pallu to expose her beautiful 36C breasts in front of the webcam. I could see Swati gasping looking at the exotic view. I lowered my head to kiss Varsha's breast.

I took my toungue out and licked Varsha's nipple. While doing so, I was watching Swati's reaction from the corner of my eye. Swati was rigourously rubbing clitoris. Varsha was moaning with the sensation of my wet tongue touching her erect nipple.

I asked Swati to pull out her gown to expose her breasts. Swati immediately followed by taking her gown off. And yes, for the first time in our life, we are watching our favorite TV anchor topless! Both Varsha and I stopped making love to watch the screen.

A black mole on Swati's cleavage, which played hide and seek so many times with us when we watched Swati on TV with her famous low-cut blouse, was now fully visible to us. Swati had well rounded 34Cs. Her nipples were erect pointed towards the camera.

Swati noticed our undisturbed stare at her topless view and blushed again. She covered her breasts by crossing her hands over them. We came back to our senses. "Swati you are stunning" was Varsha's comment.

"Thank you! So are you both!" replied Swati. I whispered in Varsha's ears and asked her to cover her breasts like how swati did. Varsha followed. Now I slowly took Varsha's hand away from her breast and cupped Varsha's right side breast and told Swati,

"Swati, immagine me cupping your breast like this. I will feel the roundness of your beautiful breast, check the erectness of your nipple with my fingers like this". Swati replied "Oh no sanjay, its a torture. I want you in real!"

I looked at Varsha and both of us smiled in agreement and Varsha replied back "Swati, we both want you in real". I think that answer excited Swati even more and she continued to rub her clitoris. She said "Please Sanjay show me how you will take me.

I am about to come anytime, please I want to see how you make love to Varsha". I could see that Swati was going very close to climax. So, I asked Varsha to stand on her knees, facing to camera and me riding her from behind.

I chose this position because both I and Varsha did not want to miss a chance to see Swati having a climax while us having sex. Varsha's breasts were hanging off her body. I held Varsha's round buttocks and entered my erect penis inside Varsha. I started Thrusting slowly.

Swati brought out her dildo and entered it inside her. As I started thrusting Varsha, Swati synched in with us and started thrusting dildo inside us. I started increasting the thrust. Varsha stared moaning. So did Swati.

We could see that Swati would anytime come now. So, I too increased my pace. Now, I also went to the point of no return. I told Swati that I am going to come. I think that comment was enough to trigger a climax for Swati and seeing her climaxing,

both I and Varsha reached orgasm. We could see Swati's love juice dripping out of her vagina. I took my penis out of Varsha's vagina, wiped it with towel and wore paijama before coming back to the camera. Swati and Varsha chose not to cover themselves.

Swati looked very contempt. We spent about 10-15 minutes speechless, just lying around and staring at each other. Swati then came back near the camera and said "Thank you very much Sanjay n Varsha!" I enjoyed it.

We smiled and I replied "So did we Swati! You are fabulous". Varsha said "Come here for vacation. We will have more fun" and all of us laughed.



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University Professor

University Professor
I am a student of the university. I was used to dream of a man licking my pussy. This is a story of me and my professor. Everytime he used to teach me I used to dream of him licking me boobs and pussy. I used to wear low cut tops just to give him a view of my boobs

and distract him during class. I used to stare at his huge cock. One day I failed in his subject and was supprised cause I was really good in his subject. He called me to his office to ask me why I had failed. That time he said I could pass only if I show him my pussy.

Iwas really supprised but at the same time liked the idea. That day I ha worn my lace g-strings. So I threw down my pants. He got exited looking at my panties. He asked to show my boobs as well.so I stripped completely. He was totally exited.

Cause of my red bra. He said he wanted to touch my boobies and pussy. So he removed my bra and panties. At this time I could see his cock growing. He slowly felt my boobies and started squezing them. He took my nipples in his mouth and suckud it hard.

Ohhhhhhhh it felt so good. I could feel my pussy getting wet.then he put his finger in my pusy and strated rubbing it. He rubbed my clit.and pushed a finger inside.my pussy was now dripping. His fingers were wet.

He then put his fingers to his mouth and tasted my jices. He liked it. Then he said he wants to lick it. I was so happy since at last my fantasy would come true. He had a thick beard. And my pussy was shaved. He put his tongue in my pussy.

It started tickling me and he tasted all my juices. He put his fingers in me at the same time. His beard was also tickling me.then he said he wants to uck me. I couldnt stop him. He took out a clocolate flavoured condom put it on his dick and shoved the dick right inside.

He kept fucking me in and out and hard. Until e came. He slpashed the entire cum onm my boobies and massaged them till they were red. At last my fantacies had come true.

Letters To God

Letters To God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane

Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? - Lucy

Dear GOD, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? - Anita

Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma

Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? - Jane


Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan
Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil

Dear GOD, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot

Dear GOD, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
- Margaret

Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. - Jane


Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Allison
Dear GOD, The bad people laughed at Noah, "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Eddie

Dear GOD, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean

Dear GOD, Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. - Rob

Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha


Dear GOD, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. - Denise
Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother! - Darla

Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce

Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom


Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. - Bruce
Dear GOD, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. - Raphael

Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha! - Danny

Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. - Sam


Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. - Ruth M.
Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan

Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey

Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Chris

Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. - Donna


Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already. - Charles

World Domains

World Domains


Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is www.whorepresents.com

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com



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Latex Products

Latex Products

A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a noise: 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop"

"Wait a minute" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business"

First Night

First Night

I was made to wear the traditional white Saree and carry a plate of fruits to the bedroom, where my husband was already waiting for me. told earlier in part one, I was actually shaking when I entered the room. My husband was sitting on the bed, reading a magazine. When I entered the room, he quietly got up, went to the door and latched it. He then returned to where I was standing took the plate of fruits in my hand and kept them on a table. Then he caught my arm and led me to the marriage bed and made me sit down.
He then asked me, ' Mona, are you afraid ? '
I said, ' Yes '
He asked me, ' Why ? What are you afraid of ? I am your husband. Am I not ? '
I said, ' Yes, but I do not know you and I am seeing you now only for the fourth time in my life ! '
He said, ' Dont worry, you will know me in due course. But before that, now you start calling me by my name - Vishal. To-night is a very special night in our lives, I want to make it memorable for both of us ! ' I just kept silent - not knowing what to do or say.
He then asked me, ' Mona, do you know what happens on a wedding night ? '
We are supposed to talk, eat these fruits and then go to sleep ? '
He started laughing, ' No ! No ! My dear wife, No ! Tonight is the night, where I will discover your lovely body. Tonight is the night, you are supposed to give yourself to me. To-night is the night when I am supposed to see and touch you in all your exotic spots. Tonight is the night when I am supposed to have the pleasure of your lovely body during the night. And to-night is the night I am supposed to give you un-known thrilling pleasures. Do you know why your mother has made you wear this white saree ? '
I said, ' No '
He said, ' They want to see the blood ! '
I asked ' Vishal - ji, What blood ? '
He said, ' The blood that you will bleed, when I take your virginity '
I started shivering at his words and said, ' Oh God Vishal - ji, I am afraid '
As I was very frightened now, I said, ' Vishalji, I am very frightened and also tired now. Can you please do all what you said on another night ? '
He said, ' No Mona, To-night is our wedding night ! I want to do it tonight. We must do it to-night. It has to a memorable night for us. You will also enjoy. Dont be afraid. '
I was a nervous wreck now, I pleaded ' Vishal - ji, please do not get angry. You do whatever you wish with me. Take your pleasure please ! '

He then pulled me closer to him and said more kindly, ' Mona, come here to me ' so saying he pulled me very close to him. He started kissing me on my lips. His tongue started probing deep into my mouth. He started rubbing his hands all over me. His tongue started playing with my tongue and slowly he pulled my tongue into his mouth and started sucking on it. He then started kissing me on my neck and even started licking my ear lobes. He took my arm and put it over his pajama and on his organ. I flinched with embarrassment and pulled my hand away. Biting my neck, he whispered, ' Mona Darling, why did you pull off your hands ? Come touch me there. I love being touched there. Come On ! Just keep your hands on my cock and caress it gently thru' my pajamas ' So saying, he once again took my arm and put it over his pajama and on his organ. I was very embarrassed now. But I kept my hands over his pajama and started slowly rubbing his shorts. I was shocked to see that it almost appeared as if I was touching some huge appendage there !

He now pulled off my saree palloo and started fondling my breasts thru' my blouse, saying ' Oh Mona, you have such lovely firm breasts. I have simply fallen in love with your boobs. I am going to suck them all night ! ' So saying, he started un-hooking my blouse and disrobing my saree. Slowly he peeled off my blouse and pulled off my saree. I was now left in my petticoat and bra. He made me stand up right in front of him and started staring at me. He said, ' Mona Darling, I must be the most luckiest man to have such a lovely wife, having such a sexy body, whose virginity I am going to take now ! ' He then asked me ' Mona Dear, are you wet in your cunt ? ' I was totally shocked at his question and too embarrassed to even answer. I simply covered my face with my hands.

Slowly he made me lie down on our bed. He started fondling my breasts and kissing me once again. He then unhooked my bra and started playing with my breasts. He started squeezing my breasts with his bare rough hands. He then put his mouth on my nipples and started sucking on them. I was getting all kinds of pleasant sensations that I had never felt before in my life. He then removed his clothes and pulled down his shorts. I was totally shocked aghast when I saw his organ. It was very big. I had never before seen a grown man with an erect penis. But now I was seeing this huge organ. It was around eight inches in length and about three inches in thickness. It was throbbing. I was now really frightened. My husband told me, ' Mona, hold it in your hands. ' I fearfully held it.

He looked at me and laughed. He then continued his kissing and licking of my neck, breasts and nipples and navel. He now slowly loosened the knot on my petticoat and pulled it off me. He then removed my panty too. I was shivering with fear now. He started kissing and licking my whole body... my neck, lips, cheeks, breasts, nipples, armpits, arms, tummy, navel, buttocks, thighs, calves. He started biting my body. His passion seemed to be climbing and he seemed to be possessed. In the passion, his teeth were sinking deeply into my neck, breasts, thighs, buttocks etc. It was paining me, but I bore it quietly in order not to put his mood off. Finally, he continued his kissing right down and then put his mouth on my vagina. I have never shaved my vagina and it was very thick with hair. He seemed to love my vagina hair. He started playing with it. I was quivering with pleasurable sensations. He started giving me a most sensuous sucking. His tongue darted in and out of my vagina like lightening.. ! Occasionally he would touch the tip of his tongue to my vagina. I was so excited and started panting in heat.

Then he told me, ' Mona, now its your turn ! ' I was confused and did not know what he wanted. I asked him, ' Vishal - Ji what do you want me to do ? ' He looked at me and said, ' I was sucking your hot hairy cunt is it not ? You felt nice - is it not ? ' I said ' Yes ' He said, ' I now want you to suck my hot throbbing cock and give me similar pleasure ! ' I was shocked. I did not imagine that wives had to take and suck their husband's penises to give them pleasure. But as he seemed to be in the heat of his passion, I agreed. He brought his huge monster penis to my mouth and thrust it in. I simply had to stretch my mouth to maximum limits to accommodate it. He then caught my head with his hands and started moving my head up and down over his throbbing penis. He did not even realize that I was almost gagging. He continued using my mouth almost as if it was a vagina ! His passion was now at extreme levels. Finally, he slowed down and took his penis out of my mouth.

I was trembling with fear and closed my eyes. I told him quietly, ' Vishal-Ji please be slow. Please dont hurt me ! '

He said, ' My Darling, dont worry. You will feel some pain, when I enter and especially when my cock is breaking your hymen. But trust me darling. The pain will go away in some time and you will begin to enjoy. OK ? Do not worry my love. I will handle you as delicately as possible. ' I closed my eyes and fearfully waited for the onslaught of his huge organ into my delicate and virgin vagina.

He now further raised my thighs and separated them as wide apart as possible and put them over his shoulders. He started slowly pushing his massive throbbing organ into my small vagina. I was feeling as if a huge pole was slowly being entered into me. Slowly it went in inch by inch. I was now feeling my vagina stretched to the limits. It went inside more. I started feeling pain. As he kept up the pressure and started pushing it more and more it started paining me acutely. I was now sweating profusely in pain. I asked him to stop as it was paining me too much. He replied ' Darling, my cock is only quarter in. Dont worry, I will just keep my cock in with out pushing further. I will not push it for a few seconds to allow your cunt to adjust to it. Tell me when you are ready and then I shall resume thrusting it in. '

I was in great pain. But though he did not move as promised and it had helped against increasing the pain, yet the pain was not going away. I told him, ' Vishal-ji, the pain is not going away. Please remove it for some time. '

He said, ' No Mona, if I remove it and put it back in, you will only feel more pain and the pain will never go away. I am going to just be still with my cock inside you. Try to relax and adjust. Let me know when you are ready and I will try to push more of my cock in your tiny cunt ' I kept silent and tried to relax. After a minute, he asked me, ' Darling shall I thrust into you now ? '

Though, I was still sweating in pain, I could see that he was trying to be patient. I was also afraid of putting his mood off. So, I said ' Yes Vishal-Ji, I am ready now '

He suddenly plunged his cock into me in one great big thrust. I screamed with pain. He patted my cheek saying, ' Mona, only 2 more inches to go darling ! '

Though I wanted to bear the new pain, I simply could not. I started crying. I pleaded, ' Vishal-ji No ! I cant bear this anymore. You have torn me apart already. Please dont hurt me more. Please Vishal-ji, remove your organ from me. It is paining too much. My vagina is feeling as if it will split now ! Please Vishal-ji !

He was now in extreme passion. He responded by giving his penis a massive shove and plunging the balance of his organ deep into my vagina. I screamed and started profusely crying with pain. My husband now stopped all movements. His entire organ was embedded into my tender vagina. he now allowed my body to adjust to his monstrous penis. After about 2 - 3 minutes, the pain began to subside. I felt something sticky flowing out of my vagina. I asked him, ' Vishal-ji, I am feeling something hot and sticky down there now ! '

He said, ' My sweet innocent darling, that is your blood. You are bleeding in your cunt now, as your hymen is broken. You are no longer a virgin. I have taken your virginity darling ! Dont worry, the bleeding will automatically stop. OK ? '
I said ' OK '
My husband then asked me, ' Darling are OK now ? '
Though I was still in pain, I realized that my pain was fast subsiding. I said ' Yes '
He then caught my thighs with his hands and separated them still wider. he now started stroking his organ into me. His thrusts gradually grew faster and faster. His passion was also growing more and more rapidly. He started biting my lips and breasts as he was thrusting into me. His bites became severe causing me pain. He continued thrusting his penis into me with more and more force and speed. Slowly my vagina was getting used to his organ. His thrusts had become so forceful and fast that he was almost ramming into me. My whole body was moving up and down and our bed was creaking with every thrust.

He increased his force and speed all the more, causing my body to shake violently up and down with each thrust. The bed was virtually bobbing with his thrusts now. My husband kept up his strokes for almost 15 - 20 minutes. He then said, ' Mona Darling, Get ready for the first semen of your husband into your cunt. I am now going to cum into your hot tight and hairy cunt ! I am going to fill your cunt with my seed. I want you to get pregnant right away and give me a baby. In fact I am going to empty so much of my semen into your cunt, that you will have to bear twins or triplets. I want you to take each and every drop of my spunk in your hot cunt ! OK ? '

I said, ' Yes ! Vishal-ji I will bear you lots of babies ! '

My husband then started getting frantic and desperate in his strokes. As he was nearing his climax his thrusts were almost flinging me a couple of inches up and down on the bed. The bed made so much noise that I am sure that half our family members could hear in detail what my husband was doing to me. Finally, he screamed, ' Mona, Darling..... I am. ... cuuuummmmiiinnngggg g ! Ahhhhhh..... Ahhhhhhh.... Daaaarrrrllllllllii innnngggggggg. ... and started ejaculating his hot semen deep into my vagina. He kept thrusting his penis into me, while he was ejaculating. He ejaculated almost for a minute into my vagina. Then with a final push, he emptied himself of his last drop of semen into me and collapsed over me, crushing my body with his weight. Due to the pain, I had absolutely not enjoyed this sex. But I was happy that he had enjoyed by taking my virginity and then by ejaculating his semen into my vagina. His semen was started overflowing and trickling down.

He rolled off me and looked at me with wonder in his eyes. Then he noticed drops of his semen trickling down out of my vagina. He immediately pushed a pillow under my buttocks and told me, ' Darling, I do not want a single drop spilling out of your cunt. Just lift yourself and adjust in such a way, that my semen remains in your cunt. I want you to really get pregnant with lots of babies. OK Darling ? '

I said, ' OK Vishal-ji ' lifted myself and adjusted my body in such a way that his semen remained in me. My vagina was feeling really full.

He asked me, ' Mona, you did not get an orgasm. Did you not enjoy ? '

I said, ' Vishal-ji it was the pain. But dont worry. I am happy that I was able to give you so much pleasure to you. '

He said, ' Mona Darling, you have been wonderful. I have absolutely enjoyed taking your virginity. WoW.... amazing how you silently bore the pain for my pleasure. But, dont worry, I will make sure that you get your pleasure shortly. OK ?'

It was almost 3.30 a.m. He pulled me close to him, tenderly caught my breasts and we finally fell asleep in each other's arms, totally naked, sweating and tired.




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telemarketer

How to screw a telemarketer

Do you hate getting phone calls from telemarketers as much as I do? Well, here are some ways
to get your revenge!

1. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER of a voice as you can, “But I don’t have any friends…Would you be my friend?”

2. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.

4. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

5. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

6. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.

7. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up…louder…louder…louder!

8. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.

9. If they start out with, “How are you today?”, say “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems…”

10. Catch them off guard by saying in a husky voice, “What are you wearing?”

11. Cry out in surprise, “Helen, is that you? I’ve been hoping you’d call! How is the family?” When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really male.

Income Tax

To:
All Male Indian Citizens From: Income Tax Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments. The only thing that the I.T. Dept. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.

Effective 1st April , 2006 your penis will be taxed according to size.

——- The categories are as follows: ——-
10 - 12inches…….Luxury Tax Rs. 300.0
8 - 10……………Pole Tax Rs. 25.00
5 - 8…………….Privilege Tax Rs. 15.00
4 - 5…………….Nuisance Tax Rs. 3.00

Males exceeding 12″ must file a capital gains return. NOTE: Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Sincerely,
Finance Minister.

How to hire the right people

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in top management.

sexual fantasies

Three indian women were discussing about their sexual fantasies. The first one said my most erotic fantasy is to have sex in the white house with the president of USA because all that power in the room where all important decisions are taken really turns me on.

The second woman said for me the most erotic sexual turn on would be to have sex with two big well muscled black men at the same time, thats something I always dreamed of, the third one thought for a while and then said for me the most erotic fantasy would be to have my brother fielding at third slips during a Pakistan- India test match, Pakistan has no wickets in hand,needs 4 runs to win, Wasim Akram gets an outer edge to the ball which goes straight past my brothers hands for a four and all the hundred thousand fans at Eden garden get up and yell “FUCK HIS SISTER.”




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psychiatrist

After many years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things, but nothing works.
“It’s all in your mind,” says the doctor, and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses: “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.” The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says: “I can cure this.”
He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. “This is powerful healing, but you can use it once a year,” says the witch doctor.
“All you have to do is say ‘123′ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!”
The guy then asks the witch doctor: “What happens when it’s over?”
The witch doctor says: “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1234′ and it will go down. But be warned; after that it will not work again for a year!”
The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and anxious to surprise his wife. They get into bed and he says: “123,” and just like magic he gets an erection.
His wife rolls over and asks: “What did you say ‘123′ for?”

Indians being sent to the Moon

A wonderful sarcastic PJ sent in by BH:


Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorism Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 - Astronaut

Love vs Marriage

Love vs Marriage



Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”

Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”


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Meera MBA student

Meera MBA student



I will introduce my self; my name is Meera, now doing my MBA. This is not at all a story,rather the actual things that I experienced in my life. I came to know about sex firstly when I was young. At that time am vigilant about my physical changes. One day one of my friends gave me a book to read, who is 2 years elder to me, on my visit her home. The book was about sex; I was shocked to see the contents, in which I have seen black & white pics of nude men and also women. I felt shyness. But she given me courage to read that, and asked me to take it to home If I need. I brought the book to home. That night, I read that book, pretending that I am studying. In which there were stories about men and women having sex and also stories about lesbian sex, and even about masturbation. While reading I had a different feeling that I never experienced. I can’t describe actually what I felt. After reading the book in one siiting. I gone to bed at late 12 pm, but I can’t sleep. The stories and pics coming to my mind one by one. The story I most enjoyed was A girls masturbation story. That story described the pleasure of masturbation. While imagining about that my hand automatically went to my breast. I was wearing a skirt an Shirt at that time. Under that petticot and a panty. No bra. My boobs were on budding stage at that time. I had an urge to press my boobs. I loved to do that. My hand started wandering over my breast, with the shirt on. After some time I slowly inserted my palm inside my shirt through the front opening.

Pressed my boobs inside my petticot. I felt my small nipples protruding. I ran my fingers over it. It was so pleasureful. Am having a nice feeling which I never felt. As my one palm caressed my tiny bumps, the other one traveled downwards, througt my belly to my pubic area, I pressed their througt the skrit and panty. I feeling was good, but I was not ready to satisfy with that. So I decided to undress completely, as the girl in the story did. I woke up from the bed, and stood near the bed and started to unbutten my shirt, as the shirt was off, I caressed my breasts througt the peticot. The unfastened the buckle of my skirt. Now am in my petticot. I started to run my hands through my thighs, rubbing every part, specially my inner thighs. The lifted my petticot, up and undid it through head, now standing only in panty. Proceeded to bed. When I was in bed covered my body with the blanket. Started caressing my naked boobs under the blanket, it was sooo nice. My body heated up. Started squeezing my boobs harder and harder. While the other hand went to my crotch rubbed there over my panty. This continued for some time. After some time, I slid my palm under my panty to feel my vagina. I felt my hairs there. It was started growing at that time. Rubbed over it for sometime. Gently pulled the hairs there. Started rubbing over the slit in the middle, it was nice. After sometime, slowly I inserted my tiny finger inside my vulva.

That gave me an electric shock like feeling; I collapsed my thighs together hardly. And did not move my finger from there. But later I felt relaxed, started to move the finger in n out as per the knowledge gained from the storybook. I felt my body throbbing for something. The pace increased in due course, after doing this too I wanted more, I woke up from bed gone to my study table, sat on the chair there. Lifted my feet over the table and leaned back on the chair. Taken a pencil from the table, and sucked the bottom of it. Then I widened my legs and slowly inserted it into my hole and started pulling it in and out till I got satisfaction.

This was the first sex experience in my life. Think u readers loved the story; please send your comments to my email – meeraretheesh@yahoo.com.

I will post my second story based on your comments. Bye



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